My favorite headline today: "Police Say Woman Used Fake ID to Get Fake Breasts".
Somehow this seems logical. I know. I know. Identity theft is no laughing matter. It has ruined many a person's credit. Still, you have to say the woman was shrewd. This happened in southern California so the chances of finding her by a physical description are slim. Think about it. They are looking for an enhanced woman---in California. It does seem fitting that she used plastic to buy more plastic.
Somehow this seems logical. I know. I know. Identity theft is no laughing matter. It has ruined many a person's credit. Still, you have to say the woman was shrewd. This happened in southern California so the chances of finding her by a physical description are slim. Think about it. They are looking for an enhanced woman---in California. It does seem fitting that she used plastic to buy more plastic.
PS I had to chose the illustration carefully today.
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