I've got a headline for Jay Leno today. ( Last night he joked about the woman who bought fake boobs with a fake ID. He must be reading my blog!) If you live in Minnesota ,you have probably heard about the guy who stole a laptop from a store that specializes in selling security surveillance equipment. I'll tell the rest of you. The store has 17 surveillance cameras that capture a clear, color image of the store and grounds. They have better shots of this guy than most wedding videographers get of the bride. Dumb crook. I wonder if they will let him keep the laptop. He will need something to amuse himself when he sits behind bars.